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Aashray vs abhas; MEGA E LAFDA

@iitd4222

Monday, 27 April 2026

The kid got addmited to psych ward of iit delhi after stalking and harrasing his batchmate on linkedin. proceeded by rambling on voice notes and warden shutting down the whatsapp group. this is that story.
Let's set the scene, and give you some context on who both Ashray and Abhas are.
Ashray is a 1st year Tatta from Girnar and Abhas is a 2nd year Tatta from Girnar.
Abhas dates maitri surana. basically he's a chad.
Ashray, well this is what Ashray does;
in first year, he met this girl Shreya, helpred her move some luggage outside ccd, and then mr. nice guy asked for her number. she was like no obv, so then our hero decided to stalk and find her number from somewhere, and two days later, he was outside kailash, calling Shreya, "meri mummy ne tere liye sweets bheje hai, neeche aake mil le mujhse se, mere laddoo kha le".
Saala retard. Shreya was obv like fuck no and complained to pandey ji (girnar bablu)
Then here is the interesting story, Ashray had met ananya in first year and they had talked a little bit. then a few days back, he met ananya in ccd (again ccd) and confessed to her, that hes in love. ananya said NO.
but instead of just listening to her, this guy kept pestering her. alag alag social media pe messages. he got blocked from everywhere, and then so MESSAGED her on linkedin.
ashray is the gen-z manager at evergreen sweets. so he messaged her:
"i have talked to my manager and gotten you a job at evergreen. come work with me"...
Ananya got creeped out obv and then she contacted Chad ABHAS.
ABHAS bhai ne bas thoda sa samjhaya Ashray ko room mein bulaake, but woh sensitive flower jaise offend ho gaya. Kuchh toh misunderstanding ho gayi aur Aashray ko laga ki Aabhas chad ne uske chud golu bhai ko kuchh bura bol diya, and aashray ghar pe rone laga and uske papa bhi fsr rone lage. Uske baad bro went to the counsellor and usko sab bataya, and made some lies about self harm and got admitted himself to the IIT hospital.
Then the next day he started rambling on THE GIRNAR MESS GROUP, im crine. Then the best bablu of IIT Delhi in forever, Mr Arnav Choudhary made a whatsapp group for girnar to witness this kalesh in quarantine. And the man started sending the most UNHINGED voice notes on the GC "TUNE MERI freshers party, freshers PARTY, FREEESHERSSS PARTTTITITITITIT kharab ki hai aabhas, aabhas, aabhas, AABHAAS, AAnbahsssahss, ladkiyon se pitwaunga tujhe saale. Look at this copypasta someone made lmao:
"BHAI AGAR ISKO BOHOT HI πŸ‘‹πŸ”₯πŸ’€βš‘οΈπŸ€―πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘Ύ ZYADA LEVEL PE πŸ§¨πŸ’£ TORTURE πŸ€–πŸ‘ΎπŸ€ͺπŸ€¬πŸ˜ˆπŸ©ΈπŸ—‘οΈ KARNA HAI TOH MUJHE BULAANA YAAR 😭πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’₯ THEEK HAI??? 🀨🀝😀 MUJHE LITERALLY πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ€­ ISSE CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ PARWANE HAIN LADKIYON SE πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦³ LADKIYON SE CHAANTE πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸ’₯ CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸ”₯ PE CHAANTE πŸ‘‹βš‘οΈ CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸ’’ CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸŽ― CHAANTE πŸ‘‹πŸš¨ MAAR DO πŸ˜πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ AB πŸ†ŽπŸ”΄ CHAANTE MAAR-MAAR KE πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ OH BHAI MAIN KUCH BHI NAHI KAR RAHA BHAI πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ˜©πŸ€² MAIN TOH HOSPITAL MEIN BAITHA HOON πŸ₯πŸ’€πŸ›οΈπŸ’‰ PLEASE πŸ˜©πŸ™πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ™‡β€β™‚️ PLEASE πŸ™ˆπŸ™πŸ˜– PLEASE πŸ™πŸ’”πŸ˜« PLEASE 😍πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’˜πŸ’ž PLEASE πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ™ MUJHE MAT MAARNA πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸš«πŸ’€ AABHAS 😭⚑️ AABHAS 😭πŸ”₯ AABHAS πŸ‘ΏπŸ©Έ AABHAS πŸ˜ˆπŸ’£ AABHAS πŸ‘ΉπŸ”ͺ AABHAS πŸ‘Ήβš”οΈ AABHAS 😑πŸ’₯ AABHAS 🀬🚨 AABHAS πŸ˜­πŸ†˜"

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@iitd4222 Β· 1mo ago

what do you guys think about this story

@iitd4307 Β· 1mo ago

nga has too much free time

@iitd4528 Β· 1mo ago

heh...wow

@iitd4607 Β· 1mo ago

wait till you know about the controversy between him and naman gupta

@iitd4482 Β· 1mo ago
replying to @iitd4607

True, man! That shit's fuckin crazy

@iitd4322 Β· 1mo ago
replying to @iitd4607

drop it bro, ts like final boss fight

@iitd4700 Β· 1mo ago

He literally skip the COL lab test midway to do this bc And probably skipping on end terms too

@iitd898 Β· 1mo ago

why do you randomly use "chad" as an adjective for abhas

@iitd4662 Β· 1mo ago

Dope shi

@iitd5455 Β· 3d ago

OHH

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